Shubham Singh

Love,defined as   a variety of different feelings, states, and attitudes that ranges from interpersonal affection    to pleasure. It Can make people do Crazy things for their Loved Once. Now I ask you people a Simple question , Do you believe in Love ? Do you think you can cross any Limit or bend Certain amount of Laws of nature to see you're Loved Once happy.  My story with Her is Just like Bonnie and Clyde .  I saw her for the first time and though I clearly remember it was like 50 Degree at that Time but it Didnt matter, When I saw her walking towards me in Her Blue Kurti  and Laughing for the fact that I told her the wrong Gate Number and she had to walk a ton to reach here. That Half And Hour was the time when I felt something deep down inside me screaming Hold her and Dont let her go. She was standing with me in that Heat talking about stuffs that were total Garbage but we did talk laughed, Honestly I was blushing alot (hope she didn't Notice it...

A Funny way to tell that Karma is a Bitch... The story begins with Ted and Robin running at the airport to catch their Flight  to Chicago. Ted screaming "I hope I don't Miss this flight", They reached the reception where the attendant had already shut the doors through the terminals.  Ted" Ma'am Could let us in  , Its about my dream job we have  to board this flight." attendant" Sorry sir, I cant let you in after the doors are shut.Nobody is allowed ." The Cleaning guy walks by opens the door and  goes inside and the attendant replies "Except that Guy ". After several request she asked them to take a seat while she tries to contact the captain to hold of the plane. Ted and Robin go take their seats , when robin comforts ted stating it's all Barney's Fault. You see, lets back up a little bit... 3 Months ago... Marshall started to feel that his pants are little tight when lilly pointed Out that she likes his little tummy....

My girlfriend just caught me blow-drying my penis and asked what was I doing. Apparently, "heating your dinner" was not the right answer.  :P

Hello people, Today I am gonna tell you a Story about a person who was going through some really strange things in his life but how  awesome he  was  about it. Barnicles night started out as usual , going in a bar picking up a  girl by his some playboy magic tricks just to get her in to his bed , stay the night get up in the morning , disappear and never call Her back. Past few days something strange  was happening, He  went  to talk to a girl, he almost had her but when we  went away for like 20 seconds and came back to drop the final act of his play after which the sure shorted girl will leave  with him for his  apartment, something strange  happened. The  girl slapped him and  went away. He  was  confused because after sleeping  with 283 strange  women spreading over 6 continents and 64 nationalities and No fatty #respect he was never rejected in his life. The very next day he  went to a p...

Twas the night before New Year's And the weather grew mean Twas three in the morning And I was stranded in Queens! The tavern grew empty The gas lights grew dim The horse-drawn carriages Were all but snowed in Last call was approaching And my fortunes looked bleak Then I turned to my left And stifled a shriek! She had a peach-fuzz beard And weighed sixteen stone She gobbled up hot wings And swallowed the bones I muffled a scream And threw up in my mouth I asked, "Where do you live?" And she said, "One block south." I swallowed my pride And six shots of Whiskey And prayed to the gods That she wasn't too frisky Back in her cave She prepared us a snack Neath her mighty hooves The floorboards did crack But when she returned She found a sound sleeper And thus she became The sexless innkeeper

Who are our enemies? Not our neighbors and those who are different from us in faith or ethnicity. The enemy is within us.We need to learn how to relate to people, especially family, society and nation in a positive way. So more than any perceived external threat to freedom, the actual danger is from deep within, where we are shackled by our own rigid beliefs and prejudices.We need to fill ourselves with positive values and include these in school and college ccurriculum to respect religious, cultural and ethnical diversity. There are two types of freedom — freedom of and freedom from. There is freedom of speech,religion, belief, and expression, for example. There is also freedom from hunger, disease,poverty,corruption,illiteracy and unemployment.Sometimes these freedoms tend to be in conflict with each other and we need to find a balance. We need self-discipline to resist negative influences and act in positive ways. Any religion’s main concern is to inspire positive goals,which ...

There is this person; she isn’t in my life, she is at the edges making it blurry. She very often come in my dreams, she is just an imagination- says the jury. She is an illusion which is so strong that it never fades away, Her exquisite smile transfixes everything that comes on my way. Her absence around me makes me sigh sadly, Just because I am in love with the girl madly. Even the nature is astonished and stunned to see such a beauty, The oceans turn into stagnant water and call themselves off duty. Tiny rain drops falling on earth freeze in between the sky, It is a signal where condense clouds of blossom says good-bye. The natural winds don’t flow, And the plants protest to grow. For all this chaos on the planet, her love is the only cure. I question Almighty; Is she the only one that pure? And to answer my doubt he himself sends me a raven, It said she is a garden of Eden and a door to heaven. I am fruitfully blessed to see such a divine. I wish, just wish that she could be only ...