The Mystery Girl..
Hello people,
Today I am gonna tell you a Story about a person who was going through some really strange things in his life but how awesome he was about it.
Barnicles night started out as usual , going in a bar picking up a girl by his some playboy magic tricks just to get her in to his bed , stay the night get up in the morning , disappear and never call Her back. Past few days something strange was happening, He went to talk to a girl, he almost had her but when we went away for like 20 seconds and came back to drop the final act of his play after which the sure shorted girl will leave with him for his apartment, something strange happened. The girl slapped him and went away. He was confused because after sleeping with 283 strange women spreading over 6 continents and 64 nationalities and No fatty #respect he was never rejected in his life.
The very next day he went to a pet store and started hitting on a hot blonde with a dog. When he emotionally conquered her and went away to drop his final act, he might have gone for less then 3 seconds and came back and go slapped. Boom WTF is goin' on with him. He's trying and doing everything write but still can score a single woman.
He went straight to share this incidents with his best Friends Ted Marshal Lilly and Robin. They didnt knew what was happening either, the sad disappointed and rejected Barney went to the Bar with Lilly. They were talking and suddenly they were out of beers so he went for the refill. While he was gone a strange woman came to lilly and told her that "Dont get into the trap of Barney stinson's Charm, He will just pretend to be interested then sleep with you and never call you back" and she ran.
Barney came back with beers so lilly filled him in with what happened in the last 15 seconds while he was gone. She described the girl as Long hot Blonde with slutty dressing and attractive body. Barney suddenly started to remembering that Lilly just described all the types of Blonde woman he has slept with. Barney was sad so the rest five of them said that they will help him. He made the list of top 64 Girls he has slept with using a horrible lies and left them in that horrible condition after having sex with them. After hours of struggling and narrowing of the list based on - The worst lies he told to get laid and the situation he left them after they had sex, the could possibly narrowed it down to top 4- 1. Meg ( whim he told the he loved her and took her to a Open House sale apartment , Banged her and left her while she was in the shower in a strange apartment. She was pressed with charges like Trespassing and Intrusion) , Other was Sherma , barney left her at the alter, Reene she was a professional Boxer :P and ofcourse Holly the last one , he wished it was never Holly . He told Lilly that holly was the girl who he talk to a trip in a Jungle , they had sex and he took her car and left her there in the wild.
He confronted every single girl but none of them were her, although he got what he deserved when every four of them came on to him with an intention of killing him.
Well, Barney didnt found about his mystery girl , yet but for sure he knew and understood one thing, Life can be hard but you should know how to endure it leave every moment no matter how bad it goes, staying depressed and regretting about the past wont straight things up ... Barney brought another strange woman that night and like the very next morning he escaped and never called her back and the life went on track eventually because he decided to do something nobody does durin their Hard times, ENDURE the problems , the bumps life throws at you..because of the one simple reason that -
you ARE AWESOME ... :D :)
Today I am gonna tell you a Story about a person who was going through some really strange things in his life but how awesome he was about it.
Barnicles night started out as usual , going in a bar picking up a girl by his some playboy magic tricks just to get her in to his bed , stay the night get up in the morning , disappear and never call Her back. Past few days something strange was happening, He went to talk to a girl, he almost had her but when we went away for like 20 seconds and came back to drop the final act of his play after which the sure shorted girl will leave with him for his apartment, something strange happened. The girl slapped him and went away. He was confused because after sleeping with 283 strange women spreading over 6 continents and 64 nationalities and No fatty #respect he was never rejected in his life.
The very next day he went to a pet store and started hitting on a hot blonde with a dog. When he emotionally conquered her and went away to drop his final act, he might have gone for less then 3 seconds and came back and go slapped. Boom WTF is goin' on with him. He's trying and doing everything write but still can score a single woman.
He went straight to share this incidents with his best Friends Ted Marshal Lilly and Robin. They didnt knew what was happening either, the sad disappointed and rejected Barney went to the Bar with Lilly. They were talking and suddenly they were out of beers so he went for the refill. While he was gone a strange woman came to lilly and told her that "Dont get into the trap of Barney stinson's Charm, He will just pretend to be interested then sleep with you and never call you back" and she ran.
Barney came back with beers so lilly filled him in with what happened in the last 15 seconds while he was gone. She described the girl as Long hot Blonde with slutty dressing and attractive body. Barney suddenly started to remembering that Lilly just described all the types of Blonde woman he has slept with. Barney was sad so the rest five of them said that they will help him. He made the list of top 64 Girls he has slept with using a horrible lies and left them in that horrible condition after having sex with them. After hours of struggling and narrowing of the list based on - The worst lies he told to get laid and the situation he left them after they had sex, the could possibly narrowed it down to top 4- 1. Meg ( whim he told the he loved her and took her to a Open House sale apartment , Banged her and left her while she was in the shower in a strange apartment. She was pressed with charges like Trespassing and Intrusion) , Other was Sherma , barney left her at the alter, Reene she was a professional Boxer :P and ofcourse Holly the last one , he wished it was never Holly . He told Lilly that holly was the girl who he talk to a trip in a Jungle , they had sex and he took her car and left her there in the wild.He confronted every single girl but none of them were her, although he got what he deserved when every four of them came on to him with an intention of killing him.
Well, Barney didnt found about his mystery girl , yet but for sure he knew and understood one thing, Life can be hard but you should know how to endure it leave every moment no matter how bad it goes, staying depressed and regretting about the past wont straight things up ... Barney brought another strange woman that night and like the very next morning he escaped and never called her back and the life went on track eventually because he decided to do something nobody does durin their Hard times, ENDURE the problems , the bumps life throws at you..because of the one simple reason that -
you ARE AWESOME ... :D :)
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